This COVID-19 pandemic is really scary. Every day we hear something that makes us want to change the channel. I’m thinking of everyone having to deal with it. Still, I believe a sense of humor will help navigate us through this difficult time. In order to keep things light and put a smile on your faces, here are 19 ways to know you lived through the COVID-19 crisis:
19. You now realize when you are having a bad day that things could always be worse like you could be stuck in prison knowing your archenemy is getting away with murder and now she owns all your pets too. #TigerKing
18. You refuse to TP anyone’s house again because you realize how much you may miss that roll of toilet paper.
17. You now want to buy the social distancing version of Where’s Waldo? because it is so much easier for your kids to find him.
16. You now watch superheroes like Batman and Robin and you are concerned less about the villains who are trying to capture them and concerned more about whether they should be wearing masks.
15. You now watch horror movies and ponder “This isn’t so bad. Where are the murder hornets?”
14. You wonder if you don’t wear a mask in a public place and someone named Karen does not record you on her phone doing so, did you really do anything wrong?
13. You are told by your significant other that you are always watching sports. Now you have a reference to use of that time when you didn’t.
12. You will never go to a teacher’s conference again and doubt those teachers who say your kid has trouble focusing.
11. You show up for a meeting wearing your pajama bottoms.
10. You know exactly where the hand sanitizer and antibacterial wipes are located in your local grocery store and you actually think wiping off your antibacterial wipes container with an antibacterial wipe is not strange at all.
9. You are hesitant to drink Corona Light beer.
8. You now yell “Foul!” at NBA games because one player got within six feet of the other without wearing a mask.
7. You were jealous of Doug Hurley and Bob Behnken not because they were astronauts but because they got to go into orbit and leave this earth during the pandemic.
6. You put in more effort while cleaning and re-heating your curbside order than the restaurant did in preparing it.
5. You will never look at Aunt Becky the same while watching Full House.
4. You will now see the “Wilson” scene in Castaway and be reminded of your own experience talking to a volleyball for several months.
3. You will look in your medicine cabinet and try to remember why you ordered all that Hydroxychloroquine.
2. You are in traffic and someone honks at you and your immediate response is “It’s not my birthday, silly!”
1. Your resumé from 2020 includes the following: homeschool teacher, workout trainer, schedule maker, mask procurement manager, Zoom specialist, drive-by birthday Uber professional, psychiatrist and finally COVID-19 social media analyst.
Listen everyone, we will get through this time. It’s so important that despite all the things we’ve lost that there’s one thing that we don’t misplace…our sense of humor. It’s critical to getting through this time. Love you all.
Live your dreams and love your life.
Best Wishes,
Andy
Those are great ones!
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